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Michael!

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SEAGULLS SQUAWK

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It's time to go!

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We can't wait!

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SQUAWKING GROWS LOUDER

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MICHAEL SIGHS

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HE GROANS

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He's filling buckets again.

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The man is an imbecile.

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Why does filling buckets
make him an imbecile?!

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You just don't like him
because he's different from you

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and you don't understand people
who are different from you.

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Why is he always in that shed?
What's he doing down there?

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He's got pets.

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- What kind of pets?
- I don't know. Animals in jars.

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Fish.

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- Fish?!
- Listen, I don't know and I don't care.

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He can do what he wants
in his own shed.

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Just leave him alone.

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GURGLING

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Oh, bugger.

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What are you doing?

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HE TAPS JAR

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HE TAPS JAR

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Ooh...

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

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Hello?

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Hello. Michael's phone.

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Hello?

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END CALL BEEPING

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Michael?

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Michael?!

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Good morning, your majesties.

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OK...

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Who will answer me a question?

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Will you?

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Will you tell me the truth?

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OK, erm...

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..I want to know something
really specific, OK?

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Something...

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Something really stupid.

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Will I...

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SHE SIGHS

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Will I ever be in Neighbours?

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OK.

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OK.

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OK, OK, yeah, one more question.

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Your Majesty, I need you
to tell me some numbers.

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Six numbers.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hello. Animal Watch.
Can I help you?

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Yeah, hiya. My neighbour
has got monkeys in his shed.

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OK, can I take your name, please?

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Is this a good number
to contact you on?

55
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- You don't need to contact me, OK?
- You'd prefer to remain anonymous?

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No.

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I would like to report my neighbour,
Michael Sleep.

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OK, can I have a brief understanding
of what it is

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- you're calling about today?
- I've just told you, for God's sake!

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My neighbour, Michael Sleep,
has got monkeys in his shed.

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OK, there's no need to talk to me
like that, sir.

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Like what?! I'm trying to report
monkeys here, pal.

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Is the animal in a situation
that requires urgent human help?

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Do you not need a licence
to keep monkeys?!

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Certain species of monkeys
you do, yeah.

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Is this animal in a situation
that requires urgent human help?

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Well, I'd say keeping
shaved monkeys in jars of water

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probably isn't good for them,
wouldn't you?

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I'm sorry, your neighbour has
shaved monkeys in jars of water?

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That's what I said, right.
And he's put them in clothes.

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- How many monkeys?
- Three.

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- Are you sure they're monkeys?
- No! I'm not sure what I've seen,

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to be honest, pal,
but I know I didn't like it.

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Right, I'm struggling slightly
with this information.

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Do you maybe want to calm down,
have a think about

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exactly what it is you wish
to report, and phone us back?

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No. I'd like somebody
to come and investigate.

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- Can I take your address?
- I'm not giving you my address!

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Thank you for your call.

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END CALL BEEPING

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Fuck!

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Bloody hell!

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Water butt was empty, had to go
down the canal. Give us a hand.

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Yeah. Sorry.

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Is he all right?

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He looks different.

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- What's wrong with them?
- I don't know.

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Did you speak to them
when I was gone?

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Did you ask them any questions?

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No.

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You need to ask them about Clea.

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- I know.
- When?

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Soon. I'm not ready.

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Right, well, you might not have much
time. I mean, they don't look well.

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I'll ask tonight.

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We'd better get to work.

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Yeah, right, OK.

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Oh, your phone rang while
you were getting water,

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but they didn't say anything.
There was someone on the other end

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but I don't think
they could hear me.

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- British Columbia?
- That's the one. Where's British Columbia?

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- Michael?
- Eh? - Where's British Columbia?

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Canada.

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Hello, mate.

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MUSIC: Float On
by Modest Mouse

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? I backed my car into a cop car
the other day

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? Well, he just drove off,
sometimes life's OK

108
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? I ran my mouth off a bit too much

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? Oh, what did I say?

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? Well, you just laughed it off,
it was all OK

111
00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:14,040
? And we'll all float on, OK

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? And we'll all float on, OK... ?

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Michael?

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? Float on, OK

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? And we'll all float on anyway... ?

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Yeah, it's me.

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Coast is clear.

118
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? All right, already,
and we'll all float on

119
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? All right, already,
we'll all float on

120
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? All right, don't worry,
we'll all float on

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? Even if things get heavy,
we'll all float on... ?

122
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I mean...

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What...?

124
00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:06,079
- What sort of time do you
call this? - Yes, exactly!

125
00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:09,919
What sort of time do you call this?
You should've been here an hour ago.

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We slept in.

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00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,839
- Are you two...?
- What?

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An item.

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- No!
- Urgh!

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- Jesus!
- Are you having a laugh?! - I'm old enough to be her dad!

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What's going on?

132
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- Do you mind, Brigham?
- No. What's going on?

133
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Head office are due here any minute

134
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and if I wasn't so desperately
short-staffed

135
00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,719
and if I didn't so desperately
need you on the shop floor,

136
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- I would fire you right here
on the spot. - Right.

137
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But you're not going to?

138
00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:45,599
Erm, no, I just said, I can't
because I desperately need you here.

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00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,200
Well, that told us.

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- Can I have a go on your long bike,
Michael. - Brigham, we haven't got...

141
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,359
Head office are due here any minute.

142
00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,919
I feel like I'm running
a nursery school here!

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Or a circus.

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

145
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Don't answer that. Don't answer...

146
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Michael, don't answer it.

147
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,359
- Hello, Hilary?
- Bloody Hilary again!

148
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,600
- He's done what?
- Michael! - Shush!

149
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,599
OK. No, I'll come over right now.

150
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:11,840
OK.

151
00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:16,359
My dad has won a motorbike.

152
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I need to get over there.

153
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,679
Brigham, I need my bike back!

154
00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,280
Brigham!

155
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,759
Hey, sorry, no, you're going
to have to move that, love.

156
00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,559
- I've got to get out 'ere.
- You can get your car through there.

157
00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:37,720
- Not without mounting the pavement,
I can't! - Then mount the pavement.

158
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,920
It's an Audi!

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MEN CHATTER

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00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,680
Excuse me!

161
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,279
Dad, what the hell's going on?

162
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,279
Erm... Nothing.

163
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,279
What do you mean, "Nothing"?
Where did the bike come from?!

164
00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:11,159
I won it.
Bikes and Beverages Magazine.

165
00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,199
Have you seen what you've done
to the lawn?

166
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,599
Well, it's a bit more powerful
than I'm used to.

167
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,280
REVVS LOUDLY

168
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,039
Off the bike.

169
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,199
Off the bike, Dad!

170
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,119
I'm just getting used to it.

171
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,480
Argh...

172
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:30,119
Dad, this is Kacey.
She's my friend from work.

173
00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:33,519
She's helping us with the project
with the prophets.

174
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:34,759
Oh.

175
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:37,520
Right, I'm going to bring
the bike round the front.

176
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,279
- Tracy?
- Kacey.

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00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,519
- Stacy?
- Kacey. - Oh.

178
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:47,039
- Brian.
- Nice to meet you, Brian. I've heard a lot about you.

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00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:51,040
- Nothing good, I hope.
- He says you're a pain in the arse.

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So, how are you getting on
with the homunculi?

181
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:58,039
It must be about time to exhume
the jars from the manure.

182
00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,039
They're out. Dug 'em out last night.

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00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,519
- Already?
- Yep.

184
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:05,279
And? Did he ask his questions
about Clea?

185
00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,359
Not yet, no. I think he's...

186
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,519
- I think he's building up to it.
- Well, he hasn't got much time.

187
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,759
Once they pass the state
of divination,

188
00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,679
they start to deteriorate.

189
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,119
Oh, right.

190
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,039
I mean, they were already looking
pretty ragged this morning.

191
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:22,759
And for goodness' sake don't waste
time by asking them questions.

192
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,679
Every question you ask them
wears them out.

193
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,119
Shit.

194
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,280
Have you been wasting questions?

195
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:34,039
Oh, here they are. Just apologising,
Dad, on your behalf,

196
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,599
- for the mess in the garden.
- Don't worry, love.

197
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,600
- We need to get back to your house
quickly. - What's the rush?

198
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,160
Can we borrow your bike?

199
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,040
I'll be two seconds.

200
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,280
CAR HORN

201
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,759
Are you joking me?

202
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,400
Hey!

203
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,839
- Hello. Are you the owner?
- Yes.

204
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,199
- Mr Sleep? Michael Sleep?
- Who are you?

205
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,039
We're from the Open University.

206
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:31,279
We have reason to believe that
there was a very prominent meteor

207
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,279
sighted in the area
a couple of nights ago and...

208
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:38,039
- Sorry, what do you want?
- We're looking for a valuable meteorite.

209
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,239
We think it may be in your house.

210
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,519
How valuable?

211
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:46,279
I mean, invaluable as far
as furthering our...

212
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:49,519
No, no, no. How much is it worth,
monetary value?

213
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,279
Depending on its size and type,

214
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:55,039
it could be worth
several thousand pounds.

215
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,039
No, you're all right, thank you.

216
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,159
- Pardon?
- Not today, thank you.

217
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,519
I am looking for a bird book
that could be worth �10 million.

218
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,279
That kind of knocks your
several-thousand-pound space rock

219
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,359
into a cocked hat, doesn't it?

220
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,760
Now...

221
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,040
They're my boxes.

222
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,119
Right, OK, thank you.

223
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,480
Here we go.

224
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,279
Michael, I'm trying to move
my car out, here.

225
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,119
Oh. Good luck with that, Cliff.

226
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,920
You're going to have trouble
getting past all this lot.

227
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,439
Erm, excuse me!

228
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:39,280
Who gave you permission
to take all this stuff?

229
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,680
Hello?!

230
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,319
Can you go and check
on the prophets?

231
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:48,039
I'm going to go and find out
what the bloody hell's going on.

232
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,280
- Hi, Olive.
- Hello, Michael.

233
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,000
Oh, God.

234
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,279
Hello, Michael. You're home early.

235
00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:10,359
- What are you doing, Roy?
- I'm taking back my property.

236
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,279
That stuff belongs to me.

237
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,040
Are you Michael Sleep?

238
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,399
- Who are you?
- We're from the Open University.

239
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,599
We have reason to believe there was
a meteorite landed in this area

240
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:23,519
- two nights ago.
- Is that what you're looking for, too?

241
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,119
- No.
- He's looking for a bird book.

242
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,960
F...!

243
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,760
Argh!

244
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,679
Bastard!

245
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:49,920
Argh!

246
00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,759
- You can't do this.
- It belongs to me, Michael.

247
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,879
- You are squatting in my house.
- Right, I'm phoning the police.

248
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,840
Nine, nine, nine.

249
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,079
Hello. Police, please.

250
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,999
Michael, hang up, for God's sake.
Don't embarrass yourself.

251
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,439
Hello. Yes. Erm...
Well, I'm being burgled.

252
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,359
Yes. Michael Sleep,
30 Marvin Gardens.

253
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,439
It's just off the Wilmslow Road.

254
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,919
Oh, you know it?

255
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:23,319
Well, they're taking things out
of the house without my permission

256
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,799
under the guise of being
a removals company.

257
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,680
MOBILE PHONE RINGS

258
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:37,399
Hello. Erm, I'm just going to
put you on hold.

259
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,800
Give it up, mate.

260
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,359
The king is out of his jar, OK?

261
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,039
He was trying to get at the queen,
and he's in here somewhere

262
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,479
but I don't know where he's gone.
He, like, attacked me.

263
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,759
- He jumped on me, scratched my face.
- OK, thank you for your call.

264
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,759
I'll be there as soon
as I possibly can. Bye.

265
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,520
END CALL BEEPING

266
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:01,279
Hello, officer. Sorry about that.
Where were we?

267
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,679
Burgled!

268
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,359
30 Marvin Gardens.

269
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,839
It's just...

270
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,279
Wilmslow Road.

271
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,080
OK, thank you. Bye.

272
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,919
I don't know what to say, Michael.
That was ridiculous.

273
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,559
Your phone rang halfway through.

274
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,840
- Do you seriously expect me to
believe... - The police are here.

275
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,279
- They're bloody good 'round here,
the coppers. - What do I say?

276
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:26,040
I'll speak to them. It's legally
my property - I'll explain it.

277
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,760
I'll be in my shed!

278
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,480
Hello, there.

279
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:36,399
There's been a mix-up.
I think you've had a wasted journey.

280
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,559
Are you the owner of this property,
sir?

281
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,399
Yes, I am,
but there's no burglary.

282
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,519
We've had a report that
you're keeping monkeys here.

283
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,159
Monkeys?

284
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,440
Do you mind if we have
a look around?

285
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,000
No.

286
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,359
Aargh!

287
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,759
Don't yell! You know it upsets them.

288
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:02,040
Right, it's in here somewhere
and it's out of its jar.

289
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,759
It was on me face.
It was horrible. Like a cold sponge.

290
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,759
All right, all right, calm down.

291
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:10,279
We've got to get it back
in its water.

292
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,679
- Where... Where is it?
- I think it's under those shelves, over there.

293
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,040
Broom.

294
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,120
Be careful, it scratches.

295
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,919
Your Majesty?

296
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,039
It's me, Michael.

297
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,760
We've got to get you back
in the water, mate.

298
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,200
Argh!

299
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,559
Oh, no! Argh!

300
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,479
Get him off me!

301
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,639
Argh! Argh!

302
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,279
Aaargh!

303
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,800
CRUNCHING

304
00:20:41,801 --> 00:20:43,319
Ow! Your Majesty!

305
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,039
It hurts!

306
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,519
Argh!

307
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,960
MICHAEL GROANS

308
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:56,040
HE HISSES

309
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,760
Do you mind opening this up for me?

310
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,679
Bloody hell.

311
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,920
Is that the Action Man helicopter?

312
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,520
Yeah.

313
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:44,840
OK...

314
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:49,520
..I'll knock him off the curtain,
you throw something over him.

315
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,759
Ready?

316
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,920
Three, two, one...

317
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,919
- Argh!
- Get him, get him, get him!

318
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,519
GROWLING

319
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:05,760
Urgh!

320
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,439
Urgh... Urgh!

321
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:13,280
Urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh, urgh!

322
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,040
Oh, Your Majesty.

323
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,760
POLICE OFFICER MIMICS
HELICOPTER BLADES

324
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,680
It's over.

325
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,920
I can't let them be discovered.

326
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,199
I'm going to have to put them
out of their misery.

327
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,719
- You haven't asked your question.
- There isn't time.

328
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,519
There is time...

329
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,039
..if you do it now, OK?

330
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,159
This might be your only chance,
mate. Come on, be brave.

331
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,040
Ask.

332
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,279
- Why is it here?
- I don't know.

333
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,920
I don't live here.

334
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:17,159
I mean, it's my house,
but my sister's partner lives here.

335
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,759
He's a bit of a strange bloke.

336
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,760
Up to all sorts.

337
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,760
- What's his name?
- Michael.

338
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,760
Michael Sleep.

339
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,040
Do you know where we can find
Mr Sleep?

340
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,960
Yeah. He's in the shed.

341
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,880
I need an answer...

342
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,160
..about Clea.

343
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,040
It's about my Clea.

344
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,520
Is Clea alive?

345
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,520
Your Majesty...

346
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,760
..one last question, mate.

347
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,640
Will Clea ever come back home?

348
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,040
Does she love me?

349
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,040
Does Clea love me?

350
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,060
BANGING ON DOOR

351
00:25:06,061 --> 00:25:07,319
Mr Sleep?

352
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,079
Michael Sleep?

353
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,080
It's the police. Would you mind
opening the door, please?

354
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,919
HE LAUGHS TEARFULLY

355
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,279
- BANGING ON DOOR
- Michael Sleep, it's the police!

356
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,040
Open the door!

357
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,680
Police! Open the door!

358
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,680
BANGING ON DOOR

359
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,599
Argh!

360
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,520
COUGHING AND SPLUTTERING

361
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,040
Hang on.

362
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,279
There you go.

363
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,360
Fight amongst yourselves.

364
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,520
What are you going to do now?

365
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,360
I think I have to go to Canada.

366
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,280
How are you going to get there?

367
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,919
Can you get to Canada
on a motorbike?

368
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,680
You can try.

369
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,520
Kace, I'm so sorry you didn't
get to ask your question.

370
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,759
I did, actually.

371
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,040
While you were getting water.

372
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,520
And?

373
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,039
- I think I have to get to Australia.
- No way!

374
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,680
THEY CHUCKLE

375
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:25,680
Seriously?

376
00:27:25,681 --> 00:27:26,681
KACEY GIGGLES

377
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,039
- You're going to be in Neighbours?
- Apparently. - Fuck.

378
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,680
SHE LAUGHS

379
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,520
How are you going to
get to Australia?

380
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,760
I might have asked another question.

381
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,480
MICHAEL LAUGHS

382
00:27:49,481 --> 00:27:50,680
Split it?

383
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,359
Hopefully it'll be enough
to pay for the flight.

384
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:57,839
Yeah.

385
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,760
And some acting lessons.

386
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,280
Prick.

387
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,519
? I put the kettle on

388
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:25,279
? The wise man's song

389
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,040
? For you

390
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,519
? I took a needle and thread

391
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:37,680
? To make amends with you

392
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:44,519
? And the tape rolls on

393
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,279
? Another year gone

394
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:51,040
? And I await your cue

395
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:22,279
? I put the kettle on

396
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,919
? The wise man's song

397
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,560
? For you. ?

398
00:29:26,610 --> 00:29:31,160
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